Mr. Eye

In February of this year, we started packing boxes to move back to the mainland.  This means that my ‘stuff’ has been wrapped in newspaper and stored in boxes for about ten months.  Unpacking has been an interesting endeavor.  In some cases, I’ve unwrapped something and thought to myself, “What were you thinking? Why did you see the need to haul this around?”  In other instances, unpacking has brought me a measure of joy and happiness.

For example:  I taught at St. Peter’s Lutheran School in Elk Grove, California for eight years. At the end of the year in 1997 my class and I won an award.  I’ve proudly hung the plaque we received near my desk in every place we’ve lived since then.  Sometimes, it causes smiles or chuckles when someone notices it, and it has acquired a couple of scratches, but my award for “Room Cleanliness” was a big deal to me.  I worked at keeping my room tidy and the floor picked up that year. Why? Because I dearly loved the man who was responsible for cleaning our school each day.  He wasn’t the ‘janitor’, he was an integral part of the mission of our school.  He loved the Lord and loved kids and teachers.  He showed all of us every day that every activity, every action a human can do, can be done to glorify God. When I unwrapped my plaque and later settled it into its new place on the wall above my desk, I thanked God for Ray Eisenbeisz, who the kids called “Mr. Eye”, and for his ministry to me.   I took a minute to remember how precious he is, (now retired but I’m sure still being useful for God!), even though I haven’t seen him in years.  I’m a better person because of him and my award reminds me of it.

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The Emperor’s New Clothes – updated

Do you remember the story of the Emperor’s New Clothes?  It’s an old cautionary tale by Hans Christian Andersen. I’ve taken a few liberties with the story (okay – a bunch of liberties!)  in an effort to refresh and update the story a little, but here it is:

There was once an indulged and much-loved prince.  This prince, we’ll call him Bob, grew up in a palace surrounded by love and luxury and free from conflict. Bob grew up happy and naïve.  His father, the old Emperor, was a wise and good man who got along well with all the neighboring kingdoms. Food was plentiful for everyone and overall, the world was a happy place. Eventually, the old Emperor died and Bob took his place.  At first, everything remained calm and content, but the tranquility and peace eventually became boring to the young leader and his friends, and slowly, over a bit of time, they became critical and dissatisfied with their lives.  They began to reject the status quo, and even to go so far as to condemn it as unenlightened and wrong.  Feeling unhappy became stylish, and the angriest and least polite became the icons and mentors in the land. 

 Clothing fashions changed as well, and designers competed to create styles best reflected the celebrated angst and turmoil.  Bob led the way with fashion trends, willingly letting his valet dress him in increasingly trendy garb. The old Empress, Bob’s royal mother, tried to tell her son that his choices were unwise, but he tired of her nagging and sent her to live at the Abbey where he didn’t have to listen to her anymore.  One day, two of his most trusted designers (who also happened to be mean-spirited pranksters) came into Bob’s dressing room carrying a box.  They told him they had created for him a suit that would upend the fashion world and bring him renown throughout the kingdom and beyond.  Excited, Bob dropped his robe on the floor and allowed them to dress him.  “This suit is made from very special materials.  Only the most enlightened and awakened in the land will be able to see it.  Anyone who is still clinging to the old ways won’t be able to enjoy the stunning beauty of it.”  Bob tried to keep the confusion and skepticism off his face when he could see nothing inside the box.  A few minutes later when he looked in the mirror, Bob stared.  What he saw with his eyes was a slightly paunchy young ruler dressed in purple boxer shorts and red socks, nothing more.  He looked around in confusion, and was met with adoring faces.  “It’s a wonderful suit!”, “The fit is perfect!”, “A fashion breakthrough!” exclaimed those around him. 

Afraid to be deemed Unawakened, Bob smiled.  “A triumph,” he pronounced. Within the next few weeks, nearly the entire empire had begun wearing clothing made from this new material.  As he surveyed the members of his court, or waved to his subjects as he rode in his carriage through the land, Bob complemented and smiled, hiding the fact that all his eyes saw were greying tighty-whities and lacy panties.  A strange thing happened though as time went on, the longer he told himself that the clothes were beautiful, the more he began to believe it himself.

Summer gave way to fall, and a sort of unrest began in the empire.  The Awakened were vexed by a faction of people, who quickly were named the Sleepers because they were not woken and spoke out against the lack of clothing on others.  The Awakened began calling for Bob to outlaw the Sleeper movement, and to throw the Sleepers into the dungeon.  Hatred and division increased, and the empire became a lousy place to live.  Finally, as snow clouds billowed on the horizon, the situation came to a head, and Bob, urged into action by his most outspoken Awakened friends, signed an edict demanding that every subject in his empire gather in the palace courtyard at next day.  Dutiful and obedient, every single person in the empire complied.  Most were attired in their best Awakened fashions, but a few arrived swaddled in old fashioned boots and sweaters, thick cotton leggings and coats.  Bob stood alone on his raised balcony as was the custom, feeling a bit chilled by the gusty wind, listening as the lawyers and pundits argued and called their witnesses.  The hearing drew on. A little after noon, stray snowflakes began falling and the wind picked up.  At three o’clock, the lawyers for all sides rested their cases.  The courtyard grew silent as every eye lifted towards their Emperor.  He stood rigid and unmoving.  Silence stretched.  When, as darkness began to fall and the Emperor still had not spoken, one of the servants, a devoted minion who had spent most of the day inside by the fire, was sent out on the balcony.  He approached Bob slowly, carefully touching his arm, “Your Majesty, the people are waiting your verdict.”  Instead of speaking, Bob’s arm snapped off and fell to the marble floor.  The crowd gasped, realizing that their Emperor was now a frozen statue.  Realizing they were now without a leader, the anger and angst that had driven the people boiled over in violence and fear.  The old Empress, standing at the back of the courtyard in a warm cape and fur-lined boots wiped a tear from her cheek and turned away as the empire she loved fell into chaos and ruin.

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Who do you “do”?

A phrase I hear a lot lately is “You do you.”  At first, I liked the sound of this.  On the surface, ‘you do you’ sounds healthy.  It encourages authenticity.  It celebrates uniqueness and individuality. It relieves us of the obligation of should. When someone says to another person, “You do you,” the message is reported to be: I love you and value you for who you are.

Except.

As I think about this phrase, I look at the choices people are making, how we are behaving and treating one another, and I wonder.   Is “You do you” really the mantra we were created to ascribe to?  When I buy into the idea that I shouldn’t worry about the feelings or reactions of others as long as I am ‘doing me’, and if our society forwards the notion that in order to love someone we have to encourage them to please and satisfy themselves above everything else, then where is God? When Jesus met the woman at the well, he didn’t pat her on the back and tell her, “I affirm your right to choose your own path, you do you”.  Nope.  He lovingly pointed out the poor choices she was making and talked her to about worshipping God in spirit and truth.

In His ministry, Jesus spent a lot of time with sinners, prostitutes, the low, and the unrighteous. He also talked with the upper class, the Pharisees, Sadducees, the authorities. The clear intent in all His relationships was to love them.  He accomplished this not by celebrating them as they were, but by encouraging them to walk away from themselves and their own failings, self-centeredness,  and selfishness and embrace Him.   Jesus didn’t ever say “You do you”, He encouraged us with something akin to “you do Me.”

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Hero of the Week

Five months ago today Karl and I closed on our ‘new’ Cheyenne house and began the work of remodeling it.  As I mentioned, due to the cold weather a couple of weeks back, we moved into the house, but it isn’t done.  Mostly what is undone is cosmetic detail…woodwork, door and window casings, things like that.  The one big undone has been the kitchen.  We were all excited last Monday because the guys came to install our kitchen counter.  We anticipated that by Tuesday we’d have a fully functioning kitchen.  This was just not to be.  Background: as part of the remodel Karl replaced all the sewer lines in the house.  All that is except one.  Yes one.  The drain in the wall for the kitchen sink.  He inspected it and decided that since it was a solid-looking and substantial steel pipe that would be a royal pain to replace even before the new sheet rock went on, that it would be fine. 

                Back to last week…after getting everything hooked up, we poured some water in the kitchen sink and discovered that the steel pipe had a hidden split in it. Drat. (and other, stronger and more vehement words that I won’t quote).  We were disheartened to say the least.  Discouraged and daunted, Karl went back to putting in window casings while he worked up the energy to take out brand new, pristine sheet rock in order to replace that pipe. Who needs a kitchen sink anyway.

                Enter the hero of this story. Picture Karl’s cousin and best friend, Cliff riding in on a white horse (okay, it’s really a white pick-up), armed with instruments of plumbing war and a smile.  He took over the project with knowledge and good humor.  It took him three days, but now we now have a new pipe in the wall and as I am writing, Karl is hooking up the sink.  Because such action is just who he is, Cliff will undoubtedly deny his hero status, but Karl and I know the truth.  True friendship, true kindness, the best of humanity is exemplified in each sacrifice of time and talent willingly offered.  This week, we are thankful to be the recipients of it.

Karl looks on as Cliff works on the new pipe from the basement.
All this hassle for this new little pipe!
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Nineteen!

This will be my first winter in three years.  Since 2016, winter for me has consisted of lows of 72-75 degrees and water temperature of 82.  Once in a while I had to put on a long-sleeved shirt in the evening.  Even more rarely I had to sleep under a blanket.

Now we’re in Wyoming and it’s October. Winter is stalking us, toying with us, taunting us with chilly nights and crisp breezes.  On Friday, the wind began howling right after sunset. As the dark fell, the velocity rose – to fifty mph or higher gusts and sustained winds at about 45. 

Please remember that since April, Karl and I have been living in a camp trailer.  Let me be clear, trying to sleep in a trailer that is being buffeted by in a 50-mile-an-hour wind is not an easy task. Karl, Shoot the Kitty, and I hunkered down together under the covers and held on for dear life. We survived, but now, the weather forecast is claiming that the low temp this coming Wednesday night will be 19 degrees.  Nineteen! That’s 13 degrees BELOW freezing.  Our trailer is nice, but it isn’t an all-season unit, and while the furnace works well, the chance of freezing pipes and our noses at 19 degrees is a real possibility. 

We are not completely done with the remodel of our house.  The kitchen doesn’t have a counter or sink and the woodwork isn’t installed.  The wood floors need one more coat of sealer.  (Joyously, Karl hung the interior doors this week and finished the bathroom on Friday, though!)   Because of the number 19, what’s undone doesn’t matter. Tuesday, we are moving out of our trailer (and making sure it’s well winterized), and into our house!  Yay!

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Aw, Shoot!

I have an affinity for cats.  They are smart, relatively self-sufficient, and they don’t drool.  Their teeth are of a size so as not to pose mortal danger.  Cats are everything dogs aren’t. I’ve had several cats over the years, but not since we turned pirate and moved to the Caribbean. Now that we are back permanently on the mainland and not looking forward to long plane rides to get home, I have started thinking about adding a purring, furry friend to our family.

That’s a little bit of a problem.  Concerning the cats we’ve had in the past, Karl has been no more than tolerant.  He claims he doesn’t much like cats.  When the kitty is under foot, or naughty, or annoying, Karl’s favorite battle cry has always been, “Shoot the kitty!”  It’s a phrase that often hurt my feelings a bit.  Undaunted, I broached the feline acquisition subject with my dear husband recently and was met with affirmation.  Yes.  We go forward now, both knowing that he will sometimes pet and love our new friend, and sometimes shoo it away mumbling, “Shoot the kitty.”

So, ta dah!  On Saturday we became the happy owners of a six-week old kitten.  She’s been fun so far – and has taken well to living in the trailer by evening and night and riding in her carrier to the house to work by day. And even though Karl claims to not like cats, he’s picked her up.  In fact, he’s clearly a little taken with her.  He has petted her and played with her, then yesterday while we were taking a  break he  shared a corner of his ice cream sandwich with her!  See, I knew his faked dislike of cats and his gun-related grousing about them were just ways to tease me.  Huh.  By the way, I’ve found the perfect name for our new kitty.  Now, every time Karl is bothered and exclaims in irritation, “Shoot the kitty,” I’m going to smile and answer “Indeed.”

May I introduce to you, Shoot, the kitty!  Yes folks, commas save lives!

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Bucket list

I got home Sunday evening from my holiday in England.  It was such a terrific trip in so many ways.  The reason for the trip was, itself, pretty wonderful.  My ‘bonus daughter’ Amanda, who is a PH.D. student at Emery University was invited to share a paper at a conference in Oxford, and I got to go along.  We spent time both in London and Oxford – where Amanda totally rocked her presentation.

In addition to doing and seeing countless amazing things, I got to do something on this trip that has actually been on my ‘bucket list’ for over 30 years!  I wrote my Master’s thesis on John Milton, who wrote Paradise Lost.  Since then, I’ve wanted to leave a rose on Milton’s grave. Call it homage to a great poet or just a simple thank you for the beauty of his words.   Well, it turns out he doesn’t exactly have a grave.  He was buried under the chancel steps at St. Giles’ Cripplegate church in London. 

St. Giles’ has been a church since before 1000 A.D. It’s been burned and bombed and survived wars and the plague.  Shakespeare lived near it, and his nephews were baptized there.  Oliver Cromwell was married there, John Bunyan (who wrote Pilgrim’s Progress) attended services there, as did Daniel Defoe (writer of Robinson Crusoe), playwright Ben Jonson, and many more. 

It’s still an active, alive church.  Humble and quite plain really. It’s dwarfed by glass and steel buildings all around, and a bit hard to find (my GPS couldn’t do it!) But, a thousand years of prayers, praises and petitions silently echo through the sanctuary. A thousand years of voices and hearts coming here to honor and worship God are still somehow present. It’s a place that feels holy and welcoming.  I paid my respects to Milton – put my rose at the foot of a statue of Milton – and stood a moment in an island of history and God’s love.  Thankful.

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Attacked

I was attacked by a dog at Home Depot in Cheyenne yesterday morning.  If you had happened to be a shopper in the area at the time, you would have seen a large, shaggy yellow dog not on a leash and accompanying a scruffy man run up behind me while I was at the check out counter.  He touched his nose on my leg and ran away.  Perhaps you wouldn’t have thought another thing about it had it not been for my scream and subsequent reaction.

Again, I will say it… I was attacked by a dog at Home Depot in Cheyenne yesterday morning.  I am terrified by dogs.  It doesn’t matter what size or shape, my heart pounds and I am frightened in the company of canines.  Usually, I can keep myself under control, walk out of what I consider harm’s way, stay calm.  But yesterday I was taken by surprise.  I heard a noise and saw a swirl of yellow fur just before I felt the animal touch my leg.  I screamed, expecting to be bitten and mauled.  I whirled around, already totally in the grips of fight or flight, and saw not only the unleashed dog but also a pit bull on a leash a few feet away from me.  Petrified doesn’t even adequately describe me at the point. I ducked myself behind the cashier and into her little space behind the check out counter.  When the scruffy man laughed, I yelled at him that his dog should be on a leash and that I was terrified of dogs.

At this point, everyone sort of froze.  Except me.  I began shaking so hard that I had to lean against the wall to stay standing.  Tears began flowing.  I couldn’t breathe. (I worked really hard NOT to hyperventilate).  I think another cashier asked the men to remove their dogs, at any rate, the dogs vanished.  But.  It took me at least ten minutes to begin breathing even somewhat normally again, though the shaking didn’t stop for another hour or so.  My cashier got me a tissue, offered me some water, and apologized several times.  She let me stay behind her in the cashier’s desk for as long as I needed. Someone asked if I was okay.  I answered “No,” and the tears continued to flow.  At some point, the owner of the pit bull returned, without the dog, and apologized to me.  I don’t think I saw the scruffy man again. A woman talked kindly to me, a man made a comment which now I am sure was intended to make me feel better, “Well, you survived.”  At the time I did not appreciate his attempt.

Eventually, I pulled myself together, finished buying the paint I had in my basket and got myself to the car.  Where I cried for another ten or so minutes.  Then, craving safety with Karl and home, I managed to drive across town to our house.  Karl’s first look at me prompted him to ask why I was shivering.  In telling him what happened, I started shaking and crying again.

I’m telling you this story for one purpose.  If you love a dog, I’m happy for you.  However, please be aware that your animal should always be on a leash when it is outside your home or yard.  Also be aware that saying to me when I meet that dog that “He wouldn’t hurt anyone,” or that “She is so sweet,” is absolutely meaningless to me.  I see a savage predator with teeth and horrid potential.  Your need to take your dog shopping with you shouldn’t eclipse my need to feel safe and secure when I’m at a store.  So.  I’m asking you.  Leave Fido at home. 

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Grand Encampment Museum’s Pioneer Women Symposium

I really hate Jane Austen.  Well, I never met her, so to be precise, I really hate the female characters in her books.  By the same token, I’m not a fan of Scarlett O’Hara or any other petty, selfish, simpering, manipulative, and weak women in literature (or real life for that matter).  Nope, give me Calamity Jane or some nameless, rough-handed homesteader with a baby on her hip and a shotgun leaned up against the front door.  Knowing this about me, you can imagine what a fun weekend I just had as a part of the Grand Encampment Museum’s Pioneering Women Symposium.  My Friday evening and Saturday were filled with satisfying discussions and presentations about strong, courageous, determined women written by equally as solid and interesting women. 

Both presenters and audience members celebrated how vital and influential women were (and still are!) in shaping the west.  Women who came pushing handcarts or as mail order brides or soiled doves, looking for husbands or adventure or freedom. We heard about women who worked ranches and those who served as doctors, actresses and Pinkerton detectives.   My most favorite presentation was about Lora Webb Nichols, who spent most of her life in or near Encampment. Not only was Lora a ranch daughter, then wife and mother, but she also was an artist – a photographer and diarist– and the lifetime of diaries and the thousands of pictures she’s left us give us such a beautiful and articulate glimpse into the lives and life of Wyoming in the late 1800s and early 1900s. 

I wish everyone in America could be required to attend a symposium like this.  I’m thinking that if everyone were so eloquently reminded of the hard work and sacrifice it has taken for our country to get where it is today, then maybe it would be easier to put aside the petty, the simpering, and the selfishness long enough to get us back on the right track. 

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Millers!

Over the years I’ve blogged about things that annoy me or disgust me.  When we lived on island, I shared about roaches and centipedes and spiders and probably other crawlies I encountered.  Now that we are back in Wyoming, I can attest to the fact that a rain forest has lots of little creatures, but I can also claim with certainty that not one of them there is as annoying, or repulsive, or completely creepy compared to a miller.

Not everyone has met a miller.  They don’t live in the Caribbean, nor California, or Texas.  Just Wyoming and some of Colorado.  Lucky us.  For those of you fortunate enough not to know, they are a kind of moth, about the size of a quarter.  They don’t bite, they don’t eat clothes.  What they do, however is far worse. 

For the past month, before we go to bed I walk around our trailer with a fly swatter in my hand, hunting the little menaces.  I never find one, they are too sneaky for that.  Then, I get into bed, tuck myself happily beside Karl and just get into the book I’m reading.  Now since Karl usually is playing a game or reading on his Kindle, they don’t bother him.  Me? I have a nightlight above my head that enables me to read, so of course, I’m the miller target. One at a time for the next twenty or thirty minutes, our bedtime routine is interrupted again and again as from out of nowhere comes the familiar thump and flutter of a miller.  He’ll dive frenetically through our bedroom, running into the ceiling and walls and then suddenly dive bomb my head.  Each delights in trying to get as close to my face as they can as they bounce around in their dastardly frenzy, running into walls and circling lights.  And.  Every where they touch, they leave this gross black dust that flies off their powdery, wicked little wings.   With each attack, we both get up, grab flyswatters and whack walls and ceilings (and once in a while each other) in a silly dance until one of us manages to flatten the stupid miller.  Then Karl retrieves the body – not me! – and we get back into bed.  Settle in.  Snuggle up.  Repeat.   The next morning, I have to wash the dark, dusty smears from walls and ceilings.  Yuck.

I try to be faithful and to Rejoice in the Lord always. I am thankful for butterflies, I can even understand the ecosystem’s need for flies and maggots, I can appreciate spiders since they eat other bugs. But really, Lord? Millers?

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